Guess What My Dog Ate.

I have a sick story for those who care to listen: THE PREMIS: - I have a dog named Kea. - She always goes through the trash bin under my desk. - I always walk her and pick up her droppings. - I have to check her shit in case it is "wet" -- if it is, it means she has to be left on the deck overnight in case she has the runs somewhere in the house. SO...yesterday morning, I came down to my room to find some trash scattered about my floor; obviously Kea's doing. Later on Kaylee (THE GF) and are witness to her gagging... ...I then take her out for a "pee/poo" (a walk which ends when she has peed and pood). She stops to take a shit...guess what she shits out. XRATED ANSWER>> [A used condom.] She obviously had eaten it whilst going through my trash that morning, gagged on it later as it made its way into her stomach and than shat it out after it had slithered through her intestines. SICK.