Ma Bod 001: The Rogue Toe

This is my right foot. Notice anything weird about it? Anything out-of-the-ordinary? No, not the sparse trail of hair from the base of my ankle to my biggie toe; that is very common. Give up? Check out my baby toe; see how it shys away from the camera? Well for some reason it has always been like that; it has always lay beneath the shadow of its more-proud neighbor (whatever that toe is called ... if my foot were a hand, that toe would be called the ring toe I think). Why does it shy away like that? Perhaps it is modest; unlike its neighbors (excluding the big toe), it can be moved independently from the rest of the pack.

My buddy, Kula, always used to comment about my toe; not the shy baby one, but the one to its left. One day, he coined a pet name for it: The Rogue Toe. He noticed how it was always positioned slightly above all my other toes. Like a rogue warrior, off causing mayhem on its own, my rogue toe rose above the other toes, just enough for Kula to notice and name it.

This is the first of a mini series of articles that showcase a specific part of my body; you will never see any X-rated parts of my body.